Press Release: Team Isosceles to Wed

Island Pond, VT - August 3, 2005 - In an interesting twist on marriage, Isosceles team members Jeremy and Erin decide to include fellow Isosceles member Andy in their upcoming nuptials.

"We were thinking best man for Andy, but then decided 'why not go all the way and just make him a member of the family?' We're all pretty close as it is, so not much will change," commented Jeremy.

Invoking the little known "triplification clause" in Massachusetts marriage law allows couples to include a significant other in their holy union. The "triplifier" is not allowed to do dishes and retains control of the clicker at all family functions. Andy seems to be settling into his new role nicely, already referring to Erin as "my be-atch" and forcing Jeremy to watch re-runs of I Love Lucy during the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy time slot.

"Friends are wondering how this is going to work out, but we're a team... we are all equal parts of ISOSCELES," Andy remarked. "I may not be doing dishes in the Ciacciatz household, but I'll still pull my own weight."

When asked to comment on their peculiar arrangement, Erin simply said, "I really don't have anything to say about that right now, but I do wish Andy would just call me by my first name."

Vegas oddsmakers are mixed on the "triplification" of Isosceles. "Formalizing their relationship may help them in this year's Road Rally, but it could also create harmful conflict among the team members. I'm waiting to see how this plays out in the coming weeks before adjusting my odds," offered Bob Hobson, chief oddsmaker at the Sands Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

"I see a lot of parallels between this arrangement and what happened on Three's Company between season four and season five. John Ritter obviously couldn't handle both Suzanne and Joyce and it remains to be seen if Erin's up to the task this time," continued Hobson.

At this time, Isosceles remains a 5-2 favorite to three-peat as the Island Pond Road Rally champion.