Breaking News: Theresa and Meg BBall Showdown Looms Large

Boston, MA - July 14, 2007 :: Despite rumors that Meg is sequestered away in Wisconsin and unable to return for IP 2007, reports are beginning to surface about a re-match of the one-on-one basketball showdown that took place between Meg and Theresa in 2006.

We spoke with David S., the VP of Sports and Fitness for IP 2007 and he confirmed the rumors. "We've spoken with representatives from both camps and they're interested in deciding once and for all who's the top basketball diva in IP. As a result of these discussions, we've gone ahead and scheduled "The Brouhaha in the Barn", which will take place at a time to be determined on Saturday night. We've discussed the matter with the Finance Committee and we've decided to charge a modest barn entry fee for this main event and will turn the gate receipts over to Meg to subsidize her flight home for the big contest."

"The Finance Committee complete supports this activity," said Jim S., Sr. Director of Consumption. We've been looking for an anchor activity on Saturday night and this just might fit the bill. We've already secured top line sponsorship from Reebok and Wilson... now it's just a matter of getting the players on the court."

When reached for comment, Theresa simply stated, "I'm the best there ever was... I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Watch out world, here I come!"

Meg took a decidedly different approach, "Theresa's certainly a better ballplayer than I am. It's pretty clear I can't take her on the court. I can't imagine this would even be a good contest."

Tickets go one sale for the main event the day of the contest. They are general admission and will be $5. We hope to have player profiles and historical significance out in the next day or so.