Press Release: Team Popped Biscuits Enters the Fray

Island Pond, VT - August 16, 2005: We have received (and accepted) a Road Rally application from three rookies with ties to the Northeast Kingdom. Joe, Greg and The Spotted Bitch will compete for the prized Plaque o' Green, driving a vintage VW Thing.



One team member attended nearby Lyndon State College (in a drug-induced haze I imagine), another suffers from diminished self-esteem due to repeated beatings from an older brother during his childhood; The Spotted Bitch is, by all accounts, quite becoming and certainly not contagious.

Bob Hobson chimed in, "Rookies rarely finish the Rally, let alone place. I expect this crew will find the hills and back roads a bit too much in their under-powered car. It only has 46 #$%#@ horses!"

Popped Biscuits' team captain Joe P. countered, "Those are 46 @#$%&! clydesdales! Hobson's such a meathead. We'll show him."

Popped Bisuits' driver Greg F. continued, "Horsepower's overrated, man. It's less about size and more about how you use it... err... I think I'm talking about something else... bong hit... need bong hit."

Island Pond Inc. is initiating coverage on Popped Biscuits at 30-1 to win, 15-1 to place and 5-1 to make it in before midnight on 8/27.