Interview with a Road Rally Veteran

We sat down with Phil C. get his perspective on a variety of issues and came away with a greater appreciation for white rappers. What follows has only been mildly edited to protect the innocent. Enjoy!

RR: What's your first childhood memory?
PC: Looking through playpen bars and shaking the world with them just like the inmate I always wanted to be. Real cool, Luke.

RR: Who was the first teacher you had a crush on?
PC: Miss Jones... 2nd grade brunette big red lips and such a great....

RR: What's your favorite curse word?
PC: Ass.

RR: If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
PC: Summer Breeze by Francis Sinatra. Did you know he wrote this ditty in Hoboken on the corner outside his mothers house in 1938? Naw, I just made all that up.

RR: What's your favorite condiment?
PC: Ketchup has that calming effect I need after a long hard day.

RR: Finish this sentence, "After a long day at work I like to____.

PC: Take off my clothes and get all ketchupy...mmm... therapeutic.

RR: What's your favorite Road Rally memory?

PC: In the hot tub not looking at BOOBs (but really looking at boobs).

RR: Bugs Bunny or Road Runner?
PC: The bunny is cool and articulate, which I like in a cartoon character.

RR: Have you ever stayed up until sunrise at the Farm?
PC: Yeah, stark raving sober too. Props to the partystyle yo, diddy in the NEK.

RR: Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to share with us. Before I let you get back to your kegel exercises, is there anything I didn't ask, but you'd like to share?
PC: Yes, I'd like to share, absolutely, so just ask what you'd like. I will share at that point, not now, but later when anyone thinks what would be good, sharing is what it's all about. Thanks Jim, Jon and Dave for sharing this gift of a game, hospitality and hard work all.