Interview with Perennial Whipping Boy Jeff M.

Island Pond, VT - August 21, 2005: Often misunderstood, but always good intentioned, Jeff M. is typically found on the wrong end of practical jokes and unprovoked diatribes. Through this he maintains a healthy perspective on life, love, and libations. We submit the following interview from a recent discussion with Jeff to prove once and for all that he's not quite as big an @ss as we all know he is...


RR: What's your first childhood memory?
JM: I barely remember yesterday nevermind 20 some years ago.

RR: Who was the first teacher you had a crush on?
JM: Mrs. Ralston no question. I can only imagine if you asked this question to today's middle schoolers 10 years from now..."who was the first teacher you slept with?" would be how it would go.

RR: What's your favorite curse word?
JM: It's not quite a curse word...but it needs to become more mainstream...FUB...ask Kris S. what it means during the weekend.

RR: If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
JM: Beautiful Day by U2.

RR: What's your favorite condiment?
JM: I'm going with ketchup. and I don't care what people say...it goes just fine on hot dogs.

RR: Finish this sentence, "After a long day at work I like to _______________________."
JM: ...think about when my last LONG DAY at work will be.

RR: What's your favorite Road Rally memory?
JM: Sarajian taking the long way out of the parking lot every time...wait no that SUCKED and allowed Isosceles to win last year. I guess my favorite memory will be finishing off that damn ice cream sandwich Dave made eat last year.

RR: Bugs Bunny or Road Runner?
JM: Wile E. Coyote. One day he's going to get that oblivious Road Runner.

RR: Have you ever stayed up until sunrise at the Farm?
JM: Only once...when I met Jenn & talked to her the whole night. I think I paid my dues after that...no need to do it anymore.

RR: I didn't ask, but you'd like to share?
JM: No more questions. This interview is OVER!

[Ed Note: This is Jeff's last hurrah - he and Jenn are walking down the aisle next weekend. Make sure to buy him a beer and give him one last kick in the pants.]