Tuesday, July 29, 2008

IPRR - Visits and Scavenger List Instructions

The IPRR Planning Committee met tonight and discussed the issue of teams disregarding the nature of "Mandatory" items on the various lists. After a unanimous vote, we have amended the instructions to include a "graduated penalty" for missed mandatory items. Please make note of this change and adjust your strategies accordingly.

One additional measure was voted on (and approved) during the brief meeting. Strangers may no longer be utilized for multiple items or visits.

The Visits List
The following lists are collectively known as The Visits List. The Mandatory Items must be completed before your team will be considered finished with the Rally. If for some reason you are not able to complete a Mandatory Item, 30 minutes will be added to your overall elapsed time. If you miss two Mandatory Items, 70 minutes will be added. Three items = 120 minutes, and so on. The Optional Items include items you may consider to collect while on the road. Items from the Optional List carry a Time Bonus, which will be deducted from your Overall Elapsed Time if the item is collected and verified in accordance with the Rally Rules. Good Luck!

Note: You may only photograph a stranger for one visit.

The Scavenger List
The following lists are collectively known as The Scavenger List. The Mandatory Items must be completed before your team will be considered finished with the Rally. If for some reason you are not able to complete a Mandatory Item, 30 minutes will be added to your overall elapsed time. If you miss two Mandatory Items, 70 minutes will be added. Three items = 120 minutes, and so on. Optional Items include items you may consider to collect while on the road. Items from the Optional List carry a Time Bonus, which will be deducted from your Overall Elapsed Time if the item is collected and verified in accordance with the Rally Rules. Good Luck!

Note: You may only photograph a stranger for one scavenger item and each photo can only satisfy one item.

Five Questions with David

Akina Speed Stars - 2007
David's team in the ocean (he has the clipboard) circa 2007

1. Road Rally. Why?

Well, at first I just wanted to see more of Vermont and beat Tommy D's team. Now its more of a week's adventures packed into a single day that I can't pass up; that and I'm pretty competitive.

2. Hiking Mt Pisqua?
I did it two years ago and am up for a repeat this year... looking down at Lake Willoughby is wicked cool.

3. After midnight?
After midnight is the best! Slip-and-slide is a lot of fun, but that requires it being after midnight and raining.

4. Tents.
Tents are fun, but way too hot in the morning, if there were fewer bugs I would sleep under the stars.

5. Dogs.
There are always great dogs up there. Mine would be out of control and are too spoiled, but we can only hope Wayne's little dog is up there.

Five Questions with Jon

Horseshoes
Jon and I playing horseshoes circa 2004

1. Sunrise? I think I saw the sunrise one time while I was in the hot tub several years ago. It was blocked by the eclipse of jamie's @ss momentarily. It was a good thing I wasn't looking directly into the sun.

2. The beach on Saturday? Good times. It's all about bocce and a boat ride. Who's got first game against me?

3. Hot tub? Mark created an amazing hot tub. It's a kiddie pool that gets to 110 degrees. I've seen lots of naked people and been naked myself several times over the years.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices? Avoid morning sun on your tent. Also, try to set it up during daylight hours and keep it closed at all times.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom. Being a veteran I have many amazing memories. Definitely the time I made xxx movies with Sandy on the giant tarp and then several fun moments in the hot tub and the slip and slide. Also, some of the horseshoe competitions come to mind.

My parting wisdom would be that you can have as much fun as you want to have. There are so many different activities (drinking and non drinking) to do or you could just chill in the hammock or at the fire. Good times for all.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Five Questions with Tim

Around the Fire (circa 2001)
Tim by the bonfire (in bare feet) circa 2001

1. Sunrise?

Sunrise at Island Pond is about slowing down...

Friday evening is filled with anticipation and excitement... "Who's making it up this summer?" "Are the first rallyers in yet?" "When are we gonna play flip-cup?" "Will we be killed by Wayne's fireworks?" Truth is, most folks come up after work and often times haven't gotten a chance to see the sun shine on Island Pond. Nothing has stopped them from going full throttle into the evening.

Sunrises are beautiful. Island Pond is beautiful. It is amazing how quickly we can forget that... When you've arrived after sunset and have been dominating the Beirut table since 1am, it is easy to forget how beautiful Island Pond can be. No matter how ridiculous things got the previous evening, the sunrise will hit you like a bucket of water and remind you to slow down. It's fine to race through the weekend, but sometimes it's just as important to stop and soak it all in.

2. The beach on Saturday?
The motorized water sports get a lot of attention, but for me, it's all about the bocce. The area between the beach and the parking lot is all grass and I love the feeling on my feet. I like the "thump" the ground makes when the grass and soil absorbs a high arcing toss. I enjoy conceding that my opponent's ball is closer... I'm not sure why.

3. Hot tub?
Hmmm.... The hot tub... If I were the type of person who asked for too much, my response might be:
Dick Clark: "OK, let's play the 20,000 pyramid!"

Contestant: "Coffee... Drinking water... email spam... "

Night Court's Markie Post: "It's on the tip of my tongue!!! AHHHH!!!!!

Contestant: "Motor oil...

Night Court's Markie Post: "Judge Harry T. Stone would know this..."

Contestant: "The hot tub at Island Pond.."

Night Court's Markie Post: "THINGS THAT NEED TO BE FILTERED!!!!!"
(cue winner's music)

...but I'm not the type of person who asks for too much. The hot tub really hits the spot on Saturday night... especially when you are a little sun burnt or you've landed on you hip while playing volleyball. Sometimes a few mosquitoes have found the one spot on your shin where you didn't apply bug spray... Sure, the hot tub might have a few loose blades of grass, but it isn't full of chlorine or other chemicals. Team Island Pond empties it out each day, so it doesn't need all the other stuff that standing water needs to stay clean. When the water's hot and the beer is cold, it's a great way to recharge.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
Ughh... I wish they created cars with window screens... I'm just about the last person in the world to ask about best tenting practices. In fact, I'd say the best advice would be "look at what Tim is doing and do the exact opposite."

I can offer this piece of advice... If you rent a tent from REI or EMS, make sure you open it at the store and check to see if it's wet... As far as I'm concerned REI and EMS can GFT.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
Favorite memory... Jebus, that's hard to say. Much like one of the "Bobs" from Office Space, I like "all of it." I celebrate the entire catalogue.

I think my favorite time of the weekend might be right around group picture time. People are full of food, the dogs are going nuts, and everyone's ready to smile... It's a nice little human moment.

Parting wisdom... You can expect folks to be kind and inviting... if you're lucky you'll meet your future spouse. You should expect to get bitten, maybe bruised, maybe cut... for sure you'll get drunk. You are almost certain to get wet... you might even singe your eyebrows, but if you're prepared to laugh that stuff off, there's no better time than Island Pond.

Bring bugspray.
Bring bugspray.
Bring bugspray.

Tune in

I'm about to leave the West Coast offices of Team Popped Biscuits, where there has been a flurry of activity these past few days. Aside from the normal packing up of things for a vacation, our mix-master extraordinaire has been putting the finishing touches on Team Popped Biscuits' official Road Rally 2008 Soundtrack.

Let me tell you, I heard the final mix last night, and it sounds great and definitely out-kooks previous years' releases.

I'm also proud to announce that it has swelled to TWO chock-full-o-madness CD's instead of the single-CD offerings of previous years.

For those new to the game, Team Popped Biscuits has sponsored one of the two soundtracks (the first is supplied by the IPRR organizers). This is free to you, at our expense - because Team Popped Biscuits first priority is YOU. That's right. YOU. Don't let any other team tell you otherwise. We are the Patron Saints of the Road Rally, even if it means we don't take the top spot on the podium. We really are that selfless.

Because we only have the resources to produce one CD set per rally team, we're also proud to announce that the compilation will be available for download (also for free) post-rally, for all to enjoy.

With that said, I depart for San Francisco Int'l Airport to get on the Team PB Private Charter (operated by JetBlue) for a relaxing trip, being dined and doted on with an exotic medley of tiny bottles of water and a bag or two of sub-standard peanuts.

-greg

2008 IPRR Odds Updated!

The Hallowed Plaque o' Green

After last night's shocking announcement, IPRRPC oddsmaker Bobby Walker did something unheard of in IPRR history... he made two teams even money to win the Plaque O' Green!

"When the news hit the wire that one of the teams was going "Hyperbolic" I saw it as a signal that we've got a real storm brewing in that camp. Also, the subtle mention of a pre-race massage means that team is really dialed in. Eschewing the sponsors was a strong statement, especially when faced with the prospect of a shirtless Slim."

Moving to even status along with Hyperbolic is Akina Speed Stars.

"Silence can be deadly, but in this case I get the sense it's like winding up the rubber band on one of those balsa wood airplanes you used to play with when you were a kid, only to see it sail into the air the first time and come crashing to the ground and break into a million little pieces... but I digress. Akina Speed Stars gives me no indication they're going to crash; actually, they've given me no indication whatsoever, but I'm still hot on them to be in the hunt."

The other team moving up in the odds is Popped Biscuits.

"I spoke with Greg last night and he really impressed me with his focus and preparation. As Popped Biscuit's spiritual leader he really sets the tempo for PB and it seems like they're eager to step up on the podium in 2008. How the two rookies on their squad respond to the pressure will determine whether wagering on PB is a good bet."

All other odds were unchanged.

Current 2008 IPRR Odds:
Akina Speed Stars - (even)
Hyperbolic - (even)
Popped Biscuits - (4-1)
9021Speed0 - (5-1)
Big Red - (7-1)
Walker's Walkabouts - (8-1)
Mojo Drivin' - (10-1)
Team Shuckri - (15-1)
Vegas Lightning - (15-1)
Ontario Thunder - (50-1)

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Rally Team Snubs Bidders; Gets Hyperbolic


After a long bidding process and days of negotiation, the Road Rally team temporarily known as Katz’s Angels has made a groundbreaking decision to decline all naming rights offers on the table and go sponsor-free. The trio of Jen, Meg, and Andy announced themselves as “Hyperbolic” to the Road Rally press corps on Sunday. The name is a shout out to Andy’s geometric past with Isosceles and Straight Line. A hyperbolic triangle is a triangle which is not contained in a (flat) plane. “Like the triangle, our team has strength in multiple dimensions,” said team driver Jen.

Top bidders in the naming race were not happy with the decision. When reached at her bungalow in Rockport, Theresa had some scathing remarks. “I took two weeks out of my Summer to negotiate these naming rights. What oddsmakers wouldn’t put their money behind T-bird’s Turtles? This rally team is full of themselves.” Slim was found at the Concord River with his shirt off and had this to say, “I saved all year for the funds to put my name behind this superstar cast. Slim’s Shadies would have really caught on with the kids.”

Despite the controversy, the team is happy to move forward and focus on the task at hand. Meg remarked, “We had to put an end to this bidding process. It was a distraction to our team and quite frankly I was getting freaked out by the bottles of Merlot that Bryan was sending me.”

Hyperbolic will be training this week, with an off-day on Thursday for massage treatment. Hyperbolic…you have to admit…it’s got a nice ring to it.

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A Note About Navigation, Phones & Computers

Just a quick note to make sure we're all on the same page with regards to navigation, phones and computers for the IPRR.

This is a paper-based navigation challenge. I WILL NOT be supplying a genuine New England Roadmap as I have in past years. Most teams go ahead and purchase in-depth maps of the various states that might come into play in the IPRR. GPS of any kind is forbidden. This means hand held, dash-mounted, in your phone, etc. Convincing a stranger to use their navigation to lead you to a destination, although clever, is forbidden.

The same is true of phones. If it's a phone, don't use it. Cell phones, home phones, pay phones, etc. are forbidden (except in an emergency). Asking a stranger to use a phone on your behalf to collect IPRR information, while creative, is forbidden.

The IPRR is particularly vulnerable to someone with a computer. While we try to build it to neutralize this threat, it's still present. Please do not use any computers from the time you accept the IPRR packet at the start line to the time you check in at the Farm. This includes asking a stranger (or a friend/family member not in the IPRR) to use a computer (in a library perhaps) to help you solve a problem.

Please keep these rules in mind while you're on the road next Friday. Thank you.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Tasty Jake

This just in: Jake (part of the Team Popped Biscuits Shock & Awe strategic plan) keeps some mighty powerful / interesting company. We are trying to get more information. Jake: care to elaborate?

This image has been making its way around the world wide intarwebs today - perhaps you've seen it.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Early Road Rally Odds

Welcome!

The Island Pond Road Rally Planning Committee just got off a four hour marathon conference call with legendary bookmaker Robert "Bobby" Walker. Mr Walker, who retired last month after 20 years as a bookmaker in Las Vegas, has joined the IPRRPC full time, operating from his home office in Pasco, WA. During the session Bobby carefully poured over the facts and grilled the Planning Committee for details from the last five IPRR's. This exhaustive process led him to the following conclusions:

Favorite
Akina Speed Stars (5-2)
Akina Speed Stars - Back-to-Back Champs in 2006
"This team has the pedigree and experience to reclaim the title after being narrowly edged out in 2007. David leads this team with an iron fist, but has the managerial finesse to keep everyone singing from the same sheet. They're a finely honed machine and are hell bent on getting back to the winner's circle. I don't see any reason to predict they won't be able to do it."

Contenders
9021Speed0 (5-1)
"Last year this team showed spunk. They were rookies, but came in early and nudged several veteran teams down in the count, claiming a very respectable fourth place. Tim and Jackie are coming off a four month training program high in the Peruvian mountains and Amos has added several feet to his already impressive vertical leap by wearing strength shoes religiously for the last eight months. Look for them to jump up in the standings."

Hyperbolic (5-1)
"Andy's a two-time champ with the focus and determination to contend, but his former team is in shambles, with Erin and Jeremy on "holiday" in New Zealand. However, he's added an experience driver (and former IPRR champion) in Jen and a great runner in IPRR veteran Meg. I'm concerned the team hasn't had the proper time to gel and it sounds like Meg isn't flying into town until Thursday night, which will put a cramp on Andy's legendary preparation routine."

Big Red (7-1)
"We never really know what Chris is up to, but when he's in it, he's in it to win it. The last we heard he's still trying to piece together his "formula" for the perfect team, but time's running short. This could change quickly once we see the pieces fall into place, but they could just as soon fall apart, so hold onto your money for the time being."

Walker's Walkabouts (8-1)
"You might be wondering, 'How can last years champs fall this far, this fast?' Well, last year's champs are no more and Kevin is scrambling to fill the void. Visa problems got in the way of a repeat performance and he's hard at work trying to scrap together a contender. Does lightning strike twice? I don't think so. They'll be on the road for 14 hours, but in the end it'll be too long, too late.

Dark Horses
Popped Biscuits (10-1)
Mojo Drivin' (10-1)
"Last year's Popped Biscuits has calved into two very intriguing teams. Greg, Joe and Jake retained naming rights and added Marc and a mystery member to complete the PB team. The one thing I'm certain of is that this is going to be one smelly rally car (van). But it sounds like the Planning Committee may be tailoring the 2008 IPRR to the strengths of PB, and that could mean money in your pocket. I'm putting a double-sawbuck down on PB to show with the expectation that might just turn into gold."

"Katie joins Petra to form a strong antidote to what is Popped Biscuits with Mojo Drivin'. They're counting on their charm and guile to capture the hearts and minds of strangers on the route. They've also hinted they might be adding IPRR veteran Bizzy to their team, which could be the magic formula to push them over the top. I'm keeping a close eye on this entrant and expect them to move up in the odds as we near the start of the IPRR."

Back of the Pack
Team Shuckri (15-1)
Vegas Lightning (15-1)
"The bottom line is pure rookie teams have a hard time contending for the IPRR title. The enormity of the challenge saps their strength and they often break down when they hit the fabled "wall" approximately 8-10 hours into the rally. Of course it's possible, anything is, but I just don't see it with this much strength in the field."

"Team Shuckri has all the components to pull together and put on a run for the title. A crazy driver, creativity, good looks (both x and y chromosomes), a strong spiritual leader and charm pay dividends on the course. However, early reports from this camp is that they're not in training yet and that seems a bit odd. Let's hope it's all a smokescreen or they could be reduced to powder somewhere in upstate NY."

"Vegas Lightning just now sent in more information about their team. I've done a quick analysis and don't like what I see. Their collective IQ is off the charts, but I like teams with one leader and a bunch of followers... this team is full of leaders. Check your ego at the door and appoint a captain and you might have a shot."

What? Really??!!?
Ontario Thunder (50-1)
"When the IPRRPC fielded a request from a team that planned to drive directly from Listowel, ON to the Farm, we thought it was one of the confirmed teams playing a practical joke on us. Then we received a friend request from Facebook and we knew it was for real. It's not even clear how this can happen, but the Official IP Road Rally Rules don't address it, so we're taking it in stride. We're building a packet to entertain them on their 9.5 hour trip across and will consider their accomplishment upon arrival in IP. We just hope they make it."

What do you think? Did we get it right? Yes? No? Let us know your thoughts with a comment.

Five Questions with Greg

Popped Biscuits
Greg (foreground) and Joe rallying in the Thing.

1. Sunrise?

Not sure if all y'all knew this, but the sun does in fact touch the horizon twice a day from nearly any given vantage point on our wounded planet (except close to the poles, of course). I remember the overwhelming feeling of surprise when I found out there was a five in the morning, too. For years, I thought it was only an afternoon event.

The sunrise, as it pertains to Island Pond, is a completely different experience to one you've encountered in all your years prior. On Friday, you'll remember the party ramping up, the raging bonfire and the hoots n' hollers tirelessly emanating from the flip cup exhibition table, and then, all the sudden, it 'dawns' on you that where there was nothing but Milky Way and galactic nebulae from horizon to horizon, there is a nary detectable glow, accentuated only by the tall conifers to the east. You'll try to ignore it, maybe after pointing out that you've seen the pending dawn to the few still standing, but you can't take your eyes off this ever-changing dither of light to night.

Soon, you'll be faced with a decision. Party onward into the emerging day, or pack it in before the tendrils of sunshine find your cheeks, which will be numb from a night of laughter (and libations). Most people trade one sunrise for the other. Seeing both Saturday and Sunday is a feat that I'm just not up for, well except for last year...

I recommend taunting dawn until you can no longer see the brightest of stars (or planets), and then getting some zzzz's for a few hours. Saturday will bring plenty of opportunity to chill out, cat nap in the hammock or tall grass...

2. The beach on Saturday?
...or the beach on Saturday! (perfect segue, Jim...).

I grew up on a giant sand bar called Cape Cod, so obviously the beach is a place near & dear to my heart. Island pond is cold, but refreshing should the temps be uncharacteristically warm.

A little story: two (I think) years ago, Joe and I were playing frisbee on the beach. Somebody came down to the beach and asked a stranger where our group might be I guess. They pointed towards all of us down at the far end of the beach, and said "over around where those two guys in white tee-shirts are playing frisbee".

When whomever it was reached us, he realized that no, we weren't wearing tee-shirts, but just had the textbook example of farmers' tan! Look for that again this year.

3. Hot tub?
Refer to my comment in the hot tub cleanliness post a few days back for more information, but to sum it up, I harbor an affinity of respect and contempt for the IP Hot Tub. You see, the Hot Tub, as an entity is a wonderful thing. A home-made hot tub which happens to be wood-fired and plumbed by way of something that would make MacGyver's chin quiver with jealousy and wanton desire, is worthy of praise and first person experience. I think it's a fabulous way to tick a few of the wee hours away, under a blanket of stars and by the light of a few scattered tiki torches. Great conversation happens here, and for those less modest, to get away from the confines of clothing. (if you prefer to keep cover, nobody will hold it, or anything else, against you). It's a 105 or so degree meeting place, with the sounds of games in the barn just down the hill, a fixture of any Vermont landscape with light poking through the knot holes and cracks in the planks. My contempt only comes from having hot tub water mix with beer, and its net affect on me the next day, although there may have been other contributing factors. (refer aforementioned comment) See you there!

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
I think that pitching a tent is one of my favorite activities - I really started to enjoy it around the age of oh, 12 or 13 or so, and I'd routinely pitch one, be it in the back yard or elsewhere, for years to come.

When erecting ones tent, choose a spot that isn't too wet, and I definitely recommend over near the bushes, as the shadows are longer, and deeper, there. Also, make it your mission to get busy before the evening presses on, and you're invariably wearing a thick set of beer goggles, which might impair your ability to get it up. Use caution when inserting the pole into the sleeve, because a tear could cause a leak, as that would be a damn shame, and cause you to be under someone else's erected tent, or worse, alone in the car with a stiff neck the next day. You might want to bring an extra tent, just in case.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
Not sure about the 'wisdom' thing, never have been much for it. Memories? Oh man, where to start! It didn't take too much in the way of convincing to commit to my first IPRR, in 2005. I didn't realize though that the decision to be a part of this would turn into a yearly pilgrimage, rite of passage, and what I've coined as "My New Years Eve". Yes, this Gregorian's Calendar rolls over on whatever weekend the IPRR and party happen to be. Having spent about 4.5 years living in the Northeast Kingdom as a college student at Lyndon State College, the area is very dear to me, and there's nothing quite like summer in Vermont. Add to the mix the finest collective of folks known to assemble, amazing scenery, a blue-karmic vibe that won't quit and well, you get the idea. As Jim said, please don't hesitate to check out my previous years' photo galleries on Flickr - I think you'll find that is the best way to express the splendor that is the Pond Party.

Five Questions with Theresa

T-Dog or T-Bird?

1. Sunrise?
Sunrise comes with mixed emotions. First, the sunrise tells you that you’ve been up (and drinking) for a long time and forces you to realize that the fun of the night can’t last forever – we must all sleep and recover or the next day/night/ride home will not be pleasant. But also – we are in one of the most beautiful places so seeing the sunrise is a special treat that is worth being a little tired for (see below).

sunrise barn


2. The beach on Saturday?
Bryan and I on the tube behind the motor boat with Jon driving. That’s was an experience! Other than that – I prefer the fun and games that occur at the Farm. I love to play games of all kind so it’s hard to leave behind all of that to sit on the beach. Cow pond is more refreshing anyways!

3. Hot tub?
I am not really into the hot tub, although I appreciate the engineering ingenuity. I prefer slip-and-slide any day.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
My feeling about tenting is that antics are not appreciated. Ok – I’m no fun, but I’m even MORE no fun when I don’t get a good rest. Being wet, hot, covered by bugs, or woken up to someone peeing, puking or making weird noises is just not good. Set up early, and leave everyone else alone.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
Too many memories. The big fireworks were amazing, building up the flip-cup game into a major annual event, pulling the pig (followed by Matt wearing the pig head as a hat), etc. The best is re-connecting with my Bedford friends (no offense to the new guys). These guys were my best friends in high school and I get a weekend of that back every year!

Parting wisdom: Pace yourself (I still haven’t fully learned this). Make sure you can appreciate the most of IP, which means not passing out and not being too hungover the next day.

P.S. In reading this, I sound old (pace yourself, leave people’s tents alone and be quite, sunrise = hungover), but then realize I was always kinda like this. I don’t know if that’s makes me feel better or not….. it doesn’t really matter. I feel that I have nearly perfected my experience at IP by balancing drinking, games and fun, re-connecting with old friends, and making new ones. Thanks so much for continuing to have this party!

Despite what they say...

It may seem that the rivalry between some teams is fierce, but know this: no matter how bad-ass and/or hard core teams get, we are oft-found socializing in the long stretch of time between IPRR's.

Here we see Robert of Team Akina Speed Stars (on the right) kibitzing with me (Greg) of Team Popped Biscuits (Left). Also noteworthy is that this is how we both typically dress, and a glass of Blanton's Bourbon is staple in our diet.

Monday, July 21, 2008

IPRR Itinerary (huh?)

A rookie (to be named later) just asked me if there was an itinerary for the weekend. Some sort of guide to help set expectations. Here's a very rough outline. Times/activities vary depending on the weather and what you're up for (YMMV).

Friday
8am-8pm - Road Rally. This is a rough estimate.
8pm-10pm - Check in. Set up your tent.
10pm... - Festivities du jour.

Saturday
....am - Wake up. Depending on what time it is, you might want to head downtown for bfast. Since we bring 80+ folks to town for the weekend, we tend to overwhelm the local restaurant pretty quickly. You might want to bring some bagels and cream cheese for yourself (and to share). We have power strips if you want to bring a coffee maker + fixins. There will be hot coals if you want to go old skool like a roughneck.
Daytime - Hike, fish, nap, frisbee, horseshoes, volleyball, beach, swimming, waterskiing, tubing, etc. Help with pulling together sides for the feast, set-up/clean-up is always appreciated.
6:50pm - Group photo near the barn.
7pm(ish) - Full on pig roast with all the fixins. We always recruit rookies to pick the pig. Check in with one of the brothers to secure one of the coveted pig picking spots.
8pm... - Festivities.
9pm... - something colorful in the sky.
10pm... - S'mores on your own. (optional)
Late night... Festivities. Go where your feet bring you.

Sunday
Wake up. Rinse. Repeat.... people pack and leave a various time during the day. Some people stick around for Sunday night.

I hope that's helpful. Feel free to add a comment with more color (veterans) or ask for more details (rookies).

Note: It might be helpful to take a look through Greg's IPRR sets on Flickr to get a better sense what's in store.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

In "threat" do you mean...

In consideration of Petra's answers to Five Questions with Jim, I offer the following photograph of Katie & Petra - it shouldn't require much in the way of explanation to realize that these cats are not only kooky, but hardly a considerable threat to the unrelenting powerhouse that will be Team Popped Biscuits this year.

-g

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Five Questions with Petra

Silly Face

1. Greg in the morning?
Sometimes hard to wake up, and usually far more confused than I ever hope to be....

2. Something we don't know about you that would surprise us?
I can wiggle my ears, and I play a mean triangle

3. Hot tubs?
Plus Booze, Nakedness, and a touch of chlorine? Say no more!

4. Why should we consider you and Katie a serious entry in the Road Rally?
We are wiley, agile, and charming young ladies with a quick wit, a disarming smile, and an eye for speed

5. Parting wisdom?
Who said anything about parting -we're just getting started!

Five Questions with Meg

Waterfall
Meg, Sue & Sara conquer the waterfall (on the property)!

1. Sunrise?
Will something bad happen to me if I admit that I haven't seen a sunrise yet?? This will be the year. I've heard they are amazing...

2. The beach on Saturday?
Who doesn't love spending an afternoon on a beautiful lake?!! It's a great place to nap/recover from the festivities of Friday night.

3. Hot tub?
Very refreshing after basketball in the barn... Until you wake up in the morning and see what you actually were sitting in.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
I HIGHLY recommend setting up your tent as early as possible (ie: before it gets dark). Then, settle in and get ready to be entertained by the people who waited to set up their tents until AFTER dark and way too many games of flip cup.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
The Road Rally, basketball in the barn, getting pulled over TWICE on our way to IP, volleyball in the yard... It's all fun. Thanks Jim, Jon, David...you guys are great!

Five Questions with Nikki

Nikki Chilling

1. Sunrise?

Three things in this order:
  • "Oh look the sun in coming up. Dave, we get to see the sunrise!"
  • (in my head) Where did the time go? Am I really still awake? Wait, where is everyone going? I am gross, what am I doing?
  • "What a night, I had a great time!"
2. Picking the pig
Before my first experience picking the pig last year I said, "ahhh, I don't know if I really want to do that." The next thing I know someone throws me a pair of yellow rubber gloves and I am getting a step by step instruction on exactly how to pick the pig and the difference between good and bad meat from Mark (apparently the fourth brother, whom I hadn't met until pretty much that moment). Thirty minutes into picking the pig with Mark still by my side I am like "ok Mark, I get it", 45 minutes into picking the pig I am pretty sure that I am a professional pig picker and by the time I am finished, I realize that Mark hasn't got a clue.

3. Hot tub?
Well to be honest I I didn't try out the hot tub last year, and not because I didn't want to, I had every intention of getting in that tub. That is until I saw Bryan A. alone in the hot tub, passed out with a beer in one hand and I think there was something hanging out of his mouth. Regardless, I don't want to be "that girl".

4. Saturday night - barn or bonfire?
No need to pick, both! But more the barn than the bonfire for several reasons:
  • Beirut
  • Flip cup
  • Watching wasted people play ball
  • Last but not least, dance parties that involve grinding on Slim
5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
To be honest last year was my first and I am having trouble remembering much of anything except I am positive that I had a really good time. Oh no, I got it! Watching Judy get into flip cup, she chucked more cups at people than anyone else (I now know where Dave got his competitive streak). On a side note, the rule during survivor flip cup where you have to run around the table before you flip your cup must be reinstated this year!

Wisdom: When you think you have had enough and you need to crash....push through it! Odds are you won't regret it for at least another ten hours or so.

Five Questions with Robert

Robert Playing with Fire

1. Sunrise?

Don't think of sunrise as a time of day, nor as the traditional 'farm alarm clock' that an old hay farmer or dairy rancher might think it is. Think of sunrise as a goal. A way to know you've paced yourself well enough to survive the night. And as a way to know when to go to bed.

2. The beach on Saturday?
Motor boating. Sunbathing. Relaxing in a nice breeze. A place away from the place you're at when you're getting away from it all. Ya follow?

3. Hot tub?
One word: Tennessee.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
Best practices? On the right by the trees as you drive in, to get the morning shade. Antics? If I'm going to my tent, you best believe I'm too tired to be up to antics.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
My first year at the party, too tired to think, my brother David and I went to hike Mt. Pisgah. Way more of a hike than our hungover bodies wanted to do, but it was amazing when we got up there. I think everyone should try for that peak once.

For wisdom? I'm not known for that, but I'd say pack light and enjoy the company of others.

Stingy Jim's Great Northern Gold

I just wrapped up a fun day by whipping up a quick batch of Stingy Jim's Great Northern Gold and a quart of Hog Dust. Now I just need you all to help remind me to bring it north for the weekend.

Slim - This is your responsibility.

Five Questions with Mike

FixMeASandwichOcean
That's Mike there on the right... enjoying the ocean in 2007.

1. Sunrise?

The sunrise at IP is a beautiful thing, that only the devoted get the opportunity to experience. I've actually only stayed up throughout the night to watch it one time, but it was pretty great. The challenge of staying up to watch the sunrise (not getting up to see it...you need to stay up to see it), is not to let it wreck the rest of your day. There is so much horseshoeing, volleyballing, boating to do that you need to stay on your game. I advise you limit your post-sunrise nap to no longer than 2 hours.
2. Porter or Stout?
Asking if I prefer porter or stout, if that's your question, is like asking if I prefer eating the pork alone, or pork with Jen's homemade BBQ sauce, or maybe the sweet and tangy sauce, or maybe the.....sorry. Or maybe it's like asking whether it feels more satisfying to get a ringer against Jim and John or to watch Jamie follow up with a second. (Which reminds me of the inevitable rematch, or two) I lost my train of thought, but let's just say, both please! The real question is, what crazy ingredient am I adding to one of them this year?!!

3. Sleeping in the driveway - good idea or bad idea?
Bad idea! Who would ever sleep in the driveway?! Now, passing out in the driveway after drinking too much Jungle Juice and almost being run over....well, that's a bad idea too. Stick to the beer if you want to avoid the driveway experience.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
I've always enjoyed sticking with the "tenting community." I don't mind waking up to scorching heat ultimately, because it forces you to get up early and enjoy the day. Why sleep too comfortably and waste more of the morning? My only recommendation, if you're not rallying, is to get there early enough so you can erect your tent in some daylight. Kind of a pain otherwise.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
So many 'favorite memories' to list. The first year I was exposed to the industrial level fireworks was quite an experience. The tubes were not sized appropriately for the fireworks, causing them the spin around in the tube prior to lift-off, and thus exploding about 20 feet in the air right in front of us. Amazing, yet terrifying. The 2am slip-n-slide is always such a good time. I think I'd take watching the dogs run down with bags on their feet over the naked sliders though. Finally, I've been getting some professional training and mental coaching to improve my horseshoe game so that we can finally beat Jim and John R. Hmm..parting wisdom. Although I advise filling up on as much pig as possible by trying every sauce possible, just because it's all so good, don't neglect those hot dogs and the sides. Ridiculous.

By the way, here are my beer names (re-named for the occasion):

2006: Spruce Juice (Brown Ale spiked with [too much] Spruce Essence)
2007: Porter's Maple Goodness (Porter brewed with a gallon of the Porter Family's maple syrup from VT. Calculated to about 14% abv)
2008: Big Dumb Blonde (Belgian Blonde Ale)
M&C's Zesty Summer Ale (Ale brewed with wheat malt, 3 hop additions, Grains of Paradise, and the zest of 2 lemons; brewed by Colleen, rookie to brewing and to IP)

Friday, July 18, 2008

Newsflash: Hot Tub Committee On Recent Comments About Cleanliness

There have been quite a few comments about the cleanliness (or lack thereof) of the hot tub(s) in Island Pond and "it's just not right" says IPRR Hot Tub Committee Chairman Mark K.
"It's important to remember that the wood-fired water heater we use to heat the tub is steel and a bit rusty, so the water becomes a slightly rusty brown very quickly. Also grass gets tracked into the tub during the festivities and this contributes to making the water appear dirty. Both of these have absolutly no health risk and iron oxide is even very slightly antimicrobial. So, in terms of microbes the water is super clean.

Also, we change the water each morning and add a mild amount of chlorine for safety. Regular hot tubs use the same water for weeks or even months so they need a huge amount of chlorine to keep them safe. Fresh water every day does not require any chlorine to be much safer than a typical hot tub. Think about the hot tubs is Japan. They change the water every day, but do not add any chlorine. Of course, you shower before you go in them, but many are public with many more visitors than we typically host.

You should not require excessive alcohol to enjoy the restorative benefits of a long soak in the IP hot and cold tubs. In fact, it's the early soaks that are often the most rewarding. Enjoy!"
Please let Mark know if you have any hot tub-related questions by posting a comment to this post.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Five Questions with Bizzy

Bizzy in the Barn
  1. Sunrise? Something I always try to stay up for but don't always make it to.
  2. Napping on pool tables? Umm, I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't think I have ever done that, those pictures were staged!!! I'm going to get David back for that at some point!
  3. Hot tub? I'm not much of a hot tub person but they are pretty cool. My advice though is don't look at the water the next morning!
  4. On tenting... antics and best practices? Set up tents when you first arrive. We always head away from the house, by the trees, a little quieter in the morning and not as much sun, you can bake in a tent under the Island Pond sun!
  5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom. It's really hard to pick a favorite, most of my favorite memories come from the rally. Maybe Chris Fieldings eagerness to win that he kept starting to drive before everyone was in Big Red. So before taking off we had to count all of the doors in the car closing to make sure everyone was there. Or another fun thing is to watch the slide show of all of the pictures from the Rally.

Five Questions with Chris

Late Night Fielding
  1. Sunrise? Sometimes there are no words to fully describe a moment… stumbling out of the barn sweat drenched from hours of basketball, looking up to see the sun’s warming fingers creep across the field…Wait, who am I kidding by the time the sun comes up, although often awake, I am in no shape to notice anything.
  2. Pig? Slow and low that is the tempo.
  3. Hot tub? Hot, Wet, and a Carbon neutral heating system….how could it be better?
  4. Tenting? Wherever you sleep, never, never, lock your dog in after he has gorged on pig fat.
  5. Wisdom? The first four words that my daughter learned to speak seem to sum up everything: HOT NAKED CANDY MONEY. I will have to get back to you on my favorite memory.

Are You an IP Rookie? Your Questions Answered

One of my colleagues (a IP rookie) started asking me questions about the weekend and I started to answer her and then quickly stopped. This has been answered before! A couple of years back I wrote a detailed post on the topic. Feel free to ask additional questions (and answer them) with comments to this post. Shannon - Does this cover the questions you had?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Five Questions with Katie

Katie During the Rally

1. Sunrise?

A sad reminder that I haven't gone to bed yet :-(

2. The beach on Saturday?
A nice way to unwind after a crazy Friday night/Saturday morning and get ready for an even wilder Saturday night

3. Hot tub?
I am still scarred from my first experience with the hot tub and try to forget it as much as possible. Although I have to admit the setup is pretty impressive

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
Best practice...pretend you have no idea how to put up the tent so that the others just get frustrated with you and do it themselves, leaving more time for you to enjoy the festivities. Also, staying farther away from the farm is a great way to make sure that the early morning sun doesn't wake you up, if you are one of the weak ones to actually make it to bed

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
Favorite memory: Scrambling from the school bus in the parking lot of the bowling ally/strip club in White River Junction to the THING to get the windows and doors back in the THING before the torrential downpours hit. Being Popped Biscuits, we failed and got soaked.

Parting wisdom... Make sure you stop for a full 30 seconds at the stop signs in IP

Five Questions with Andy

Andy Ponders His Next Shot

1. Sunrise?

I think Norah Jones puts it best…
“Sunrise
Sunrise
Looks like morning in your eyes
But the clock's held 9:15 for hours”
It always seems like 9:15 at the Farm. Time stands still. It’s Vegas without the lights (and the desert heat, and no limos….yet)

2. The beach on Saturday?
On Saturday after breakfast has sunk in and a few volleyball games have been played, most of us migrate to the beach for boating, bocce, and tanning. I stay at The Farm and whittle sticks for Saturday night Smores by the bonfire. I bet you’ve always wondered where the sticks come from. You entitled bastards.

3. Hot tub?
My best memory of the hot tub was placing random foods all over a passed out Bryan at 5am. Please tell me there are pictures.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
Four comments...
  • Setting up your tent in the dark before going to bed is fun for others watching, but will get old fast for the tentees. Set up camp as soon as possible upon arriving at the Farm and then enjoy!
  • Keep your tent zipped or you might as well be sleeping outside.
  • Sleeping in a car results in at least one of four scenarios:
    • a terribly stiff neck
    • a car that smells like dirty socks
    • a snoring concert
    • an itch in your anus
  • Best tent location… now….if I reveal tips for best tent locations then I’ll be waking up in a deep sweat. Nice try!
5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
It’s hard to pick one, but winning the Road Rally certainly ranks pretty high up there. If you can, get involved in the Road Rally. The adrenaline will carry you through Friday night.

Parting thoughts…
Make it your own. Anything can happen. In 12 years at The Farm, I’ve seen fireworks, a live band, juggling fire, a golf hole, slip n’ slide, guitars playing by the fire, a 20 team Beirut tournament, and way too many naked men. The brothers deserve most of the credit, but it is all the unique personalities that make it what it is.

Five Questions with Michael

Late Night in the Barn
(Michael's on the right - late night in the barn)

1. Sunrise?

Pro: Its easier to find your tent. Con: Its harder to get in your tent.

2. The beach on Saturday?
30/30 anyone?

3. Hot tub?
I think we need a pathogenic mircoorganisms management plan.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
It's all about the air mattress.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
Watching experimental hang gliding!

Five Questions with Joe

Joe Playing with Biscuits


1. Sunrise?

That damned bright ball of hellish fury always seems to show up way to early... I refuse to talk about the sunrise. it is an evil concept that has to be stopped at all cost.

2. The beach on Saturday?
I think I've made it to the beach once on Saturday... I know a lot of people go down to the beach and never come back... oh wait we aren't supposed to talk about that. The beach is great on saturday, just be sure to have had something non-alcoholic before going down there because the sun will do a number on you and you'll miss out on the festivities later in the evening. If you're lucky you'll get to see...

3. Hot tub?
By far one of the coolest (or hottest?) IP inventions. It always ends up a clothing optional event. I've become a champion "cross tub diver" over the years, and doubt that much competition will be had this year as most other "cross tubbers" are in Beijing for the Olympics since they couldn't hack the IPRR games.

4. On tenting... antics and best practices?
There's two schools of thought on the tenting situation. We've always opted for the 'far' location. It puts you in an ideal position (the shade) in the morning, and away from any and all commotion in the AM. There is a distinct disadvantage to it, having quite a hike from party central to the tenting site. I am always impressed by those who opt for the 'under barn' tenting. I can see how in the event of a storm this would serve to keep your tent dry. Whether you opt for the 'close' tent city for ease of location and proximity to the port-a-john or the 'far' location a tent is the best option. I've seen many a strange injury of people who have elected to sleep in the car.

5. Favorite memory and parting wisdom.
There are to many great memories from the rally to nail it down to just one. I think the fireworks from two years ago have to be up there. Watching a semi-sober person stumble around in the dark with a road flare lighting off fireworks reminded me of so many 4ths as a child... There's also a lot of memories that are burned in that i wish i could forget, Greg in a speedo... Dave not in a speedo...

Charge your batteries, drink plenty of fluids, mind the gap, don't cross the streams, and keep the rubber side down.

Team Popped Biscuits are on a mission from god this year and no one will keep our cross continental team from our share of PBR!

National Weather Service Advisory

Thanks to Andy Katz for forwarding along this weather advisory. I'm not sure how I missed it?


----------National Weather Service Advisory-----------

ZCZC MIATCPAT2 ALL
TTAA00 KNHC DDHHMM
BULLETIN
TROPICAL STORM ADVISORY NUMBER   05846
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER ISLAND POND VT   AL022008
900 AM EDT WED JULY 16 2008
..FIRST TROPICAL STORM OF THE 2008 RALLY SEASON FORMING IN THE
WISCONSIN LAKE REGION… NEAR GREEN BAY BUT NOT FAR FROM NEBRASKA...

INTERESTS ON THE SIDEROADS, BRIDGES, AND NEW ENGLAND BYWAYS SHOULD
MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF THIS STORM.

.. SUSTAINED ENTHUSIASM DETECTED IN BRIGHTON. SOME GRADUAL
STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST.

STORM REACHING NEAR F-5 INTENSITY NEAR LATITUDE 43.6 NORTH...
LONGITUDE 71.3 WEST OR ABOUT 123 MILES... SOUTH-SOUTHEAST OF
THE BARN. PURE DETERMINATION AFFECTING THE STORM’S OUTER BANDS.

THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM IS MOVING TOWARD ROAD RALLY
STARTPOINT.


THIS GENERAL MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE OVER THE NEXT
COUPLE OF WEEKS AND BRING THE THUNDER ON AUG 1.

FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE
INTIMIDATION AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED
BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE.

THE NEXT ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE IP HURRICANE CENTER WHEN MORE
INFORMATION BECOMES AVAILABLE.

$$
FORECASTER KAPRIELIAN 

Monday, July 14, 2008

Credentials:

Greetings, All!

I am posting to not only dispel vicious rumors that Team Popped Biscuits is ill-equipped and under-qualified to run a competitive, clean and fun RR08 (see comments on previous few posts), but to ask others to share with everyone who's behind the smoke and mirrors of their teams. You see, an ex-PB member, who has chosen to chisel off from our team, has been drinking some very bitter refreshments of late, and pissing out even more toxic lies and dispositions! LIES, I TELL YA!

Here, I would like to outline our team, and the skill sets that each member brings to the table, and implore you to state your teams' abilities in the comment section of this post!

Team Popped Biscuits - in order of seniority:

Joe Pitkin: Joe brings Team Popped Biscuits irreverence and a blatant disregard for the feelings of others, namely the hapless 'victims' we pounce on during the trials of the Road Rally. People feel sorry for Joe, and want to give things to him, like a soul or a ball gag.

Greg Fulcher: Greg has a knack for bamboozling strangers while making them think it was their idea in the first place to cooperate. A vigilante in a previous life, he'll stop at nothing and still have time to take a few photos, purely for your - yes YOUR - enjoyment, of course.

Don't pick your nose. It's rude, and unclean. Sheesh. Where was I? OH...

Jake "Big Man" Benjamin: Jake uses his mad verbalizing skillz to 'shock & awe' those around him. This is a good thing, mind you, because all the while, his enthusiasm radiates like the sun behind cumulus clouds on one of those inspirational posters you see in the waiting room of a dentist's office.

Marc "The Scientist": Our newest team playa who happens to look like Emilio Estevez, may be wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt and no pants, and white socks pulled up to his knees, not unlike Hunter S. Thompson. Marc brings to Team Popped Biscuits a curious layer of scientific prowess and lightning-fast witticism. Marc refuses to have a battle of wits with unarmed opponents: this is why he likely won't be talking to you much. Nothing personal.

*Also noteworthy: Marc and Greg went to college together in the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont, where they need no maps to navigate.

Mystery Member: We have one other teammate, but he shall remain un-named for the time being, as we're waiting for his probation officer to clear him of any further wrongdoings.

Now, finally: some unfinished business: katie seems to be saying we can't read maps. I would like to share with you a photo of Katie as a member of Team Popped Biscuits in 2006, helping read maps. You know, the ones on the insides of her eyelids... Now, keep in mind that she is, thus far, the only person on EARTH to have fallen sound asleep in a VW THING on the highway - the loudest, deadliest car ever to share the roads with you...

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The 2008 IPRR Start Location

I'm not prepared to let you in on this closely guarded secret, but suffice it to say it might be the best ever! We've been in negotiations since mid-winter and it looks like we're close to an agreement with a certain local service provider. It might require delaying the start time a bit, but we think it's worth it. More later...

btw - we're a little over two weeks away... are you ready?

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Back to the Future

I thought it might be helpful for the rookies in the crowd to take a look at the core IPRR packet materials from 2007. There's a lot more info in there, but these five documents are the most important. Study hard.

The Visits List

The Scavenger List

The Brain Benders

The College List

The Waterfall List


Note: By making these files available we are not implying that the 2008 IPRR Packet will contain the same documents. In fact, during the winter retreat in Barbados the IPRR Planning Committee got into a rather contentious discussion about the merits of these lists and whether it might make sense just to publish one large list with everything mixed up. Food for thought.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

2008 IP Road Rally - Early Team Info

I've heard from most of the usual suspects and it sounds like we'll have a pretty full field again. This is early info... I expect some major shifts between now and 8/1.

1. Kevin W et al... team name TBD (Defending Champs)
2. David P et al... Akina Speed Stars (Former Champs)
3. Chris F et al... Big Red (Former Champs)
4. Andy K et al... team name TBD (Former Champs)
5. Greg & Joe... Popped Biscuits
6. Katie & Petra... team name TBD
7. Bizzy et al... team and name TBD
8. Tim et al... 9021-Speed-0?
9. Aaron, Shannon, Laura, Dmitri... Rookie team du jour
10. Steve, Landon, Amy, ???... Rookie team #2 du jour
11. Mystery Team from Ontario.

I think that's it for now. Did I miss your team? Feel free to comment on this post to elaborate more on your team members, strategy, etc.

You might want to keep an eye on this blog. My updates will become more frequent in the coming weeks and you might pick up some hints/clues that could be useful on 8/1.

If for some reason your team dissolves and you want to join forces with another team, either connect with them directly (via comments on this thread) and/or contact me to make the intro.

If you haven't started a fitness regiment (short sprints, long spells without a rest stop, map navigation by pen light, etc.... now might be the time to start.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Sunny Skies Ahead


GJF_5632, originally uploaded by fulchismo.

I absolutely love this shot of the Farm last year. Simpson's anyone?

Monday, July 07, 2008

2008 IP Road Rally Essentials

Just some of the items I recommend each rally team have in their car for the journey.
  • Bathing suits!!! It's a good idea for all members of a rally team to be wearing bathing suits before and during the IPRR.
  • A roll of duct tape
  • A empty box
  • An assortment of zip lock bags
  • 3-4 Sharpies
  • White chalk and colored paper (or dark chalk and white paper)
  • Detailed maps of each New England state. NH, VT, ME are usually needed. MA is a bonus.
  • A bucket (hole optional)
  • A pad of paper and a clipboard
  • Several pens and pencils
  • Misc. energy beverages
  • Misc. snack food, energy bars
  • A digital camera with the capability to take 50+ photos
  • Twine and/or rope
That's it for now. I'll add to this list as I continue to build out the rally packet.

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